Ok, let us all read this,
Article by; Calvin Tony
Specifically for me, Pars. Jay Chong is Jay Chou, the star! haha.
How to experience a lucid dream ( a guide to control your dream )
Okay, Pars!
1st Step +++
To achieve control in your dreams, you must first tire yourself out! One of the ways to tire yourself out is, well, tire yourself out. Perhaps by doing exercises, or simply hack your neighbour's dog's facebook account, that will piss the dog off to try to chase and bite you in the a**, and you will start feeling tired in no time.
2nd Step +++
The second step is simple, you just have to go to bed a little bit late. It doesn't mean you just need to go to bed, you need to go to bed AND go to sleep! It's sleeping(you know, when you close your eyes and stop moving and talking, except breathing and perhaps some snoring), only a little bit later than you usually would sleep. Perhaps a few hours late.
Okay, Pars!
1st Step +++
To achieve control in your dreams, you must first tire yourself out! One of the ways to tire yourself out is, well, tire yourself out. Perhaps by doing exercises, or simply hack your neighbour's dog's facebook account, that will piss the dog off to try to chase and bite you in the a**, and you will start feeling tired in no time.
2nd Step +++
The second step is simple, you just have to go to bed a little bit late. It doesn't mean you just need to go to bed, you need to go to bed AND go to sleep! It's sleeping(you know, when you close your eyes and stop moving and talking, except breathing and perhaps some snoring), only a little bit later than you usually would sleep. Perhaps a few hours late.
3rd Step +++
I forgot to consider this step in the second step! Before you go to sleep, you need to set your alarm to wake up at the middle of your sleep! Which is most preferably between 4am till 5am. Okay! After that is set, you will make sure you are awaken by the alarm! Remember, you were tired the day before due to excessive running right? Okay! After you're awaken by the alarm, look at the clock, sing a couple of songs, and with the intention to control your dream, get back to sleep!
The miracle++
Hopefully, and if you really did get tired from the jog with the dog, you will experience a dream in which you will be able to control it! And dream what you want pars! Which is to meet Jay Chong! Try it!
I forgot to consider this step in the second step! Before you go to sleep, you need to set your alarm to wake up at the middle of your sleep! Which is most preferably between 4am till 5am. Okay! After that is set, you will make sure you are awaken by the alarm! Remember, you were tired the day before due to excessive running right? Okay! After you're awaken by the alarm, look at the clock, sing a couple of songs, and with the intention to control your dream, get back to sleep!
The miracle++
Hopefully, and if you really did get tired from the jog with the dog, you will experience a dream in which you will be able to control it! And dream what you want pars! Which is to meet Jay Chong! Try it!
Yeah, this is how to dream my Jay Chou.
He wrote this. And make sure I dream about Jay sooner or later.
Coz he cant buy me the dvd! Instead he gave me a link to download the dvd!
*shocked!*
no fun at all!
*manchis!!!*
2 comments:
cool! the article was arranged like a real article.. hauhauhaua!
ahahaha! good bah.. later ppl read it nicely. thanks to dr. calvin MD.
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